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#7831
Jul 20 2009 12:44pm
Quote (Mphyoi @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 01:40pm)
whats the only thing in the world more fun than swinging a  baby around a clothesline at 150 mph?



stopping it with a shovel.


that's pretty fuckin win.

would be more win if you were stopping it with sledge hammer.
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#7832
Jul 20 2009 12:45pm
Quote (Boxa @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 01:44pm)
that's pretty fuckin win.

would be more win if you were stopping it with sledge hammer.


true.

why do you put a baby into the blender feet first?


so you can see the expression on its face
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#7833
Jul 20 2009 12:45pm
Quote (Mphyoi @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 01:45pm)
true.

why do you put a baby into the blender feet first?


so you can see the expression on its face


what's funnier than a dead baby?


a dead baby in a clown suit
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#7834
Jul 20 2009 12:46pm
Quote (Boxa @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 01:45pm)
what's funnier than a dead baby?


a dead baby in a clown suit


lol'd

i used to know around 40 of these jokes
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#7835
Jul 20 2009 12:54pm
Quote (Mphyoi @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 01:46pm)
lol'd

i used to know around 40 of these jokes


i know a pretty good amount.
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#7836
Jul 20 2009 01:18pm
Quote (Boxa @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 01:54pm)
i know a pretty good amount.


iso more
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#7837
Jul 20 2009 01:31pm
Quote (Mphyoi @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 02:18pm)
iso more


what's difference between pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls...

I can't move the bowling balls w/ a pitch fork.
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#7838
Jul 20 2009 02:14pm
Quote (Boxa @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 02:31pm)
what's difference between pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls...

I can't move the bowling balls w/ a pitch fork.


lol
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#7839
Jul 20 2009 07:49pm
Quote (Boxa @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 02:31pm)
what's difference between pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls...

I can't move the bowling balls w/ a pitch fork.


You are a repulsive human being. There's nothing good in you - only shit. I swear I feel sorry for your future children who will have the burden of inheriting your facial features and your severe mental condition. Do the world a favor by castrating yourself to stop further contamination of the human race. Your jokes show your sadistic personality. You are a troubled child and fuck, my dog would probably mistaken your face with a rusted urinal.
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#7840
Jul 20 2009 07:52pm
Quote (kenw @ Mon, Jul 20 2009, 08:49pm)
You are a repulsive human being. There's nothing good in you - only shit. I swear I feel sorry for your future children who will have the burden of inheriting your facial features and your  severe mental condition. Do the world a favor by castrating yourself to stop further contamination of the human race. Your jokes show your sadistic personality. You are a troubled child and fuck, my dog would probably mistaken your face with a rusted urinal.


lolwut?

sounds like a confused virgin rant.
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