Quote (LezAzul @ Nov 9 2009 08:31pm)
MW, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!
Slang terms for Masturbation:
Spanking the ham.
* shameless self promotion
* baking a cake
* playing Godhand
* releasing the hostages
* making the bald man puke
* spanking Hank
* firing off knuckle children
* shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
* slamming the ham
* flogging your log
* beating the bishop
* polishing your musket
* waxing your willy
* whacking your jack
* charming the one eyed python
* going to see Aunt Mary and her four daughters
* cleaning your pipes
* pounding your pud
* punching the clown
* lighting your wick
* playing pocket pool
* stroking the sausage
* rubbing one off
* punching the one-eyed nun
* beating the meat
* pulling your goalie
* wanking
* jerking off
* jacking off
* pulling off
* shaking hands with the sheriff
* choking your chicken
* jerkin' your gherkin
* beating your meat
* shaking hands with shorty
* punching the clown
* whacking off
* killing some kittens
* dating Miss Michigan
* making some glue
* banishing white Russians from your Kremlin
* firing the surgeon general
* running in single user mode
* shaking hands with the minister of love
* waxing the dolphin
* romancing yourself
* spanking the monkey
* spilling the chowder
* shaking hands with the unemployed
* churning the butter
* test firing the rape cannon
* tickling Elmo
* squashing the squid
* slapping the salami
* choking a Smurf
* paying a visit to Palmala Handerson
This post was edited by mw14000 on Nov 9 2009 09:41pm