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Feb 11 2010 05:59pm
Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 01:57pm)
I'll post this one after it's done.


Lmao me too


You: asl
You: asl??
Stranger: Look I really need to Jack off. If you're a girl plz send me topless pics, if not disconnect
You: Okay sending
You: lemme take pic/upload
You: http://thesynopsis.files.***/2008/10/nicholsondm0302_468x436.jpg
You: Have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by logos32 on Feb 11 2010 05:59pm
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Feb 11 2010 06:02pm
Quote (logos32 @ Feb 11 2010 06:59pm)
Lmao me too


You: asl
You: asl??
Stranger: Look I really need to Jack off. If you're a girl plz send me topless pics, if not disconnect
You: Okay sending
You: lemme take pic/upload
You: http://thesynopsis.files.***/2008/10/nicholsondm0302_468x436.jpg
You: Have fun
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Mine >

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 M USA u?
You: I am 12 and what is this?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Feb 11 2010 06:04pm
lol you guys have too much time on your hands
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Feb 11 2010 06:04pm
Quote (tc913 @ Feb 11 2010 07:04pm)
lol you guys have too much time on your hands


Haha you should try it it's hysterical.
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Feb 11 2010 06:06pm
Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 04:04pm)
Haha you should try it it's hysterical.


what is this site you speak of?
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Feb 11 2010 06:06pm
Quote (tc913 @ Feb 11 2010 07:06pm)
what is this site you speak of?


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Feb 11 2010 06:09pm
Quote (tc913 @ Feb 11 2010 02:04pm)
lol you guys have too much time on your hands


yeah

You: asl?
Stranger: 9/m/NY
You: I see
You: im 12
You: What Is this
Stranger: I' actually a dog
Stranger: Woof
You: Orly?
You: IM A MUNSTUR

You: RAWR
Stranger: Do u like black metal
You: No
You: i hate blacks
Stranger: So U take dicks in the ass?
You: Nope
You: i herud your mom does
Stranger: That's fine
You: Yeah
Stranger: Your mom has a clit for a face
You: We Be bangin all night
You: Not me and you
You: Me and Your Whore for a mother mom
Stranger: Ugh! "mother mom", good one... Fruit cup
You: YEah Good UGH!
You: !!
You: Nice one
Stranger: Boring faggot... Fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by logos32 on Feb 11 2010 06:10pm
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Feb 11 2010 06:12pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: are you as horny as i am?
You: yes
You: very
Stranger: mmmmm... asl?
You: female/21/california
You: you?
Stranger: 20/male/virginia
You: i want a nice juicy cock
You: but can't find any
Stranger: i have a niice big cock for you to think about ;)
You: all the guys around my area are douches
You: they either have gfs or have small cocks
Stranger: i have neither of those :) and im a gentleman to boot ;)
You have disconnected.

/e this is pretty fun :lol:

man......i got rejected pretty quick...seems like it's all guys on this.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl?
Stranger: tell me something about you first
You: m/13/dc
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This post was edited by tc913 on Feb 11 2010 06:14pm
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Feb 11 2010 06:13pm
This is the funniest one EVER that I have done.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 f us
You: 18 m us
You: perfect :)
Stranger: ;)
You: you have a picture for proof?
You: too many perverts on this site for belief.
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://s756.photobucket.com/albums/xx207/anywhere_afternoons/Mobile%20Uploads/?action=view&current=1263799744.jpg&newest=1
You: THATS NOT A FUCKING FACE
You: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC?
Stranger: wtf
You: YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DIMENTED CHILD
You: WHO THE FUCK LET YOU OUT THE WOMB
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Feb 11 2010 06:14pm
lmao
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