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Feb 11 2010 05:47pm
Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 06:39pm)
I did that was pretty saddening as I loved that movie.

@Logos : yeah that was great.


i love that movie too. its debatably my favorite movie. i just havent watched it in awhile so i dont remember exactly what he says.

Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 06:42pm)
Yeah you guys ever you use that site that meets you up with a random guest? I used that a couple times but forgot the site.  I have some of my old logs of the funniest shit I ever did on that.


im not good at that for some reason.
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Feb 11 2010 05:48pm
Quote (CatNCobra @ Feb 11 2010 03:47pm)
i love that movie too. its debatably my favorite movie. i just havent watched it in awhile so i dont remember exactly what he says.



im not good at that for some reason.


Going to have to re-watch that movie, watched it a long time ago, and never really payed attention to it.
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Feb 11 2010 05:49pm
Quote (nissasa @ Feb 11 2010 01:48pm)
Going to have to re-watch that movie, watched it a long time ago, and never really payed attention to it.


lmao watch it now
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Feb 11 2010 05:51pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m USA
You: I am 12 and what is this?
Stranger: you mean your penis, well it works like this, you let me hold it for a second alright
You: I don't have a penis.
You: Mine was cut off at birth.
Stranger: so your a girl, even better,
You: Why is it better?
Stranger: now i can show you what a penis is really for
You: Ok I was lying
You: 18 F USA
Stranger: i was too, im 54 m USA
You: Ugh
You: Still young enough.
You: Make me horny.
Stranger: ill slowly lick your pussy till you get nice and wet, then ill tease you with my hard cock till you beg me to penitrate, then ill slid my dick into your tight pussy
You: I slowly move back and forth, making sure your penis never leaves my vagina
You: I then slowly take out your penis and rub it gently making sure that you see that I care.
You: I slowly turn you around and insert my dick into your ass, shoving it like a rhinocerous.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: thats gonna be awesome
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You're conversational partner has disconnected.
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Feb 11 2010 05:53pm
Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 01:51pm)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m USA
You: I am 12 and what is this?
Stranger: you mean your penis, well it works like this, you let me hold it for a second alright
You: I don't have a penis.
You: Mine was cut off at birth.
Stranger: so your a girl, even better,
You: Why is it better?
Stranger: now i can show you what a penis is really for
You: Ok I was lying
You: 18 F USA
Stranger: i was too, im 54 m USA
You: Ugh
You: Still young enough.
You: Make me horny.
Stranger: ill slowly lick your pussy till you get nice and wet, then ill tease you with my hard cock till you beg me to penitrate, then ill slid my dick into your tight pussy
You: I slowly move back and forth, making sure your penis never leaves my vagina
You: I then slowly take out your penis and rub it gently making sure that you see that I care.
You: I slowly turn you around and insert my dick into your ass, shoving it like a rhinocerous.
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: thats gonna be awesome
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR
You're conversational partner has disconnected.


LMAOOOOOOO LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE ROARR
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Feb 11 2010 05:54pm
Quote (logos32 @ Feb 11 2010 06:53pm)
LMAOOOOOOO LAUGHED SO HARD BEFORE ROARR


I got bored
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Feb 11 2010 05:56pm
Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 01:54pm)
I got bored


You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: you?
You: 54/m/prision Covicted of staturoty raping a 3 year old
You: How are you?
You: where are you?
You: When will i see you?
You: SHOW ME
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Feb 11 2010 05:56pm
Quote (logos32 @ Feb 11 2010 06:56pm)
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: you?
You: 54/m/prision Covicted of staturoty raping a 3 year old
You: How are you?
You: where are you?
You: When will i see you?
You: SHOW ME


lol'd
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Feb 11 2010 05:57pm
Quote (B4NDOS @ Feb 11 2010 01:56pm)
lol'd


:P Just got another one
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Feb 11 2010 05:57pm
Quote (logos32 @ Feb 11 2010 06:57pm)
:P Just got another one


I'll post this one after it's done.

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