Quote (bigbadleroybrown @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 07:46pm)

here's another one

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and a
> >Newfoundlander were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
> >golfers in front of them.
> >
> >
> >The Newfoundlander fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been
> >waiting for fifteen minutes!'
> >
> >The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such
> >poor golf!'
> >
> >The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'
> >
> >
> >The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's
> >have a word with him.'
> >
> >'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that
> >group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
> >
> >George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
> >fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
> >last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
> >
> >
> >The group fell silent for a moment.
> >
> >The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
> >prayer for them tonight.'
> >
> >The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my
> >ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
> >them.'
> >
> >The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
> >fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'
> >
> >The Newfoundlander said, 'Why the f--k can't they play at night?'

Quote (nogo1109 @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 01:48am)

w/e lol

Quote (bigbadleroybrown @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 07:50pm)

yeah i got alot of good and gross jokes

Quote (nogo1109 @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 01:54am)

tell meh more ill tell u if i laugh

Quote (bigbadleroybrown @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 08:04pm)

k ill give you a gross joke: their was this family one night the mom and the son was gone 4 the night and it was just the daughter and the dad left and the dad was piss drunk after the daughter watch abit of tv she got bored then she asked dad if she could barrow the car and the dad piss drunk thought a minute then said only if you give me a bj then his daughter said hell no after 1 half hour off asking him and getting the same ask she pulled of hes pants then said dad your dick has shit all over it he thought for a 1 sec then said o your brother has the car

Quote (nogo1109 @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 02:06am)

lol that is sick

Quote (bigbadleroybrown @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 08:07pm)

yeah i have some bad ones

here's a low key one

To the powerful women in my life - Keep the faith!!!


Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

                    'Oh shit...she's awake!!

Quote (nogo1109 @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 02:10am)

hmm dont get it but w/e

Quote (bigbadleroybrown @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 08:17pm)

it wasnt really a joke but heres some good old canadian comedy

More Political Humour



A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.


Suddenly a man knocks on the window. 


The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What's going on?' 


'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Stephen Harper,  Stephane Dion, & Jack Layton
They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.


We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.'



The driver asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?'


'Most people are giving about 4 liters'

Quote (nogo1109 @ Tue, Sep 8 2009, 02:18am)

lol