zons are awsome if you can get a dual leech/dex ring

yeah their pretty nice the bowazons and fc javzons are the only zons i hate the most when i go dueling with my bvc barb

This post was edited by bigbadleroybrown on Sep 8 2009 01:28am

my bowa raped 3 hdins + a fire sorc at once b4 i got keylogged...

yeah nice 4 my bvc barb the highest chars to duel are hdins and fohers

A blonde was down on her luck.

In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I’ve kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

lol wow blonde girls are fun

i would be like wtf if that happened irl

yeah here's a funny ass joke

A man was in a long line at Walmart.
As he got to the register he realized
he had forgotten to get condoms, so
he asked the checkout girl if she could
have some brought up to the register.

She asked, 'What size condoms?'

The customer replied that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants.
He did.

She reached over the counter, grabbed
hold of him and called over the intercom,
'One box of large condoms, Register 5.'

The next man in line thought this was
interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill.

When he got up to the register, he
told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms, and asked
if she could have some brought to the
register for him.

She asked him what size, and he stated
that he didn't know. She asked him to
drop his pants. He did.

She gave him a quick feel, picked up
the intercom and said, 'One box of
medium-sized condoms, Register 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage
boy. He thought what he had seen was
way too cool. He had never had any type
of sexual contact with a live female, so
he thought this was his chance.

When he got to the register he told the
checker he needed some condoms.

She asked him what size and he said
he didn't know.? She asked him to drop
his pants and he did. She reached over
the counter, gave him a quick squeeze,
then picked up the intercom and said...



(you'll love this one...................)







'Cleanup, Register 5'

abit of along read but its worth it

read it b4 and lol'd the first 11 times lol

here's another one

A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman and a
> >Newfoundlander were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of
> >golfers in front of them.
> >
> >
> >The Newfoundlander fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have been
> >waiting for fifteen minutes!'
> >
> >The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such
> >poor golf!'
> >
> >The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'
> >
> >
> >The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greens keeper. Let's
> >have a word with him.'
> >
> >'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that
> >group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
> >
> >George the greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
> >fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
> >last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
> >
> >
> >The group fell silent for a moment.
> >
> >The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special
> >prayer for them tonight.'
> >
> >The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my
> >ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for
> >them.'
> >
> >The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the
> >fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'
> >
> >The Newfoundlander said, 'Why the f--k can't they play at night?'