Hey it's me Deckard cain, you should stay a while and listen
I mean it whippersnapper, you have no clue what you've been missin'
I travel from town to town just hoping someone will come and chat
you need an item identified? well i can help with that
please come and talk to me, i'm just a lonely old man
no, please don't go, what's the use, they've already ran
but on a brighter note i caught a glimpse of charsi's boob
that's a greater than any treasure in your horadric cube
I'll hang out by the fire, in the sun or in the rain
but don't try to fuck with me or i'll hit you with my cane