So... I just saw this in United Slackers' guild chat and lol'd:
An Arab at the airport: - "Name?" - "Abdul al-Rhazib." - "Sex?" - "Three to five times a week." - "No, no...I mean male or female?" - "Male, female, sometimes camel."
- "Holly cow!" - "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." - "But isn't that hostile?" - "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" - "Oh dear!" - "No, no! Deer run to fast!"