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Bib

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#61

Jan 18 2010 10:26pm

j/w
but wtf is that thing in
BloodyEast's avatar?

blue onion?

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#62

Jan 18 2010 10:29pm

Quote (Bib @ Jan 18 2010 11:26pm)

j/w
but wtf is that thing in
BloodyEast's avatar?

blue onion?

vouchthisstatement

Waddup you bunch of pathetic virgin losers. I just came on here to show you how real men roll.

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the cunt beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Carl out.

This post was edited by Impress on Jan 18 2010 10:41pm

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#63

Jan 19 2010 08:22am

Quote (Bib @ Jan 18 2010 11:26pm)

j/w
but wtf is that thing in
BloodyEast's avatar?

blue onion?

you dont know what a Nu is?
/disappointed

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#64

Jan 19 2010 09:36am

Quote (Eleet @ Jan 19 2010 09:22am)

you dont know what a Nu is?
/disappointed

wut is itttttttttttt

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#65

Jan 19 2010 10:06am

Quote (Bib @ Jan 19 2010 10:36am)

wut is itttttttttttt

Nu can be fought in the Cursed Woods in 600 A.D., near Frog's den, and at the Hunting Range in 65,000,000 B.C., only appearing when it rains. Nu are also found in Enhasa in 12,000 B.C., working as a merchants or assistants, as well as scattered other areas throughout the game. They have two Head-Butt attacks, one which reduces a character's HP to 1, and another which does exactly 1 point of damage. The Nu found in 65,000,000 B.C. can be considered a quick way to gain TP early on in the game, and a good source of the ingredients needed to purchase equipment in this era.

Nu Fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K7FpwGnF0w

All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu...

This post was edited by Eleet on Jan 19 2010 10:22am

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Jan 19 2010 10:58am

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