My friend and I were wrestling by the pool in my neighborhood.
Their is this group of kids around the age of 14-16 (5 Boys and a Girl)
They were at the playground on the play equipment for children -5 years old basicly.
There is a gate that blocks people from going into the pool without a key. (Which we just hop)
The fat kid of that group came to the gate and said "Hey the guy in the green thinks ya'll are gay? Are ya'll?"
I said : "Idk but I know you're fat as fuck"
He said : "Yeah ok"
Then some more shit said...
I was going to say something to the girl but she started to say "I feel sad now, then said So are ya'll?"
I said "Idk but damn girl 5 guys at once how much can you take"
MY friend said some shit so we we're leaving and they were waiting for the exit.
We get into my car which is parked on rocks and I get in back it out and hydroplane it to the kids lol...
and my friend opens the door and the kids eyes got so big when we was getting out.
It was

funny.