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Sep 12 2009 10:34pm
Quote (GRATS @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:32pm)
thats amazing so they're truly perfect because any mutation of cells is considered cancer.. so that means their genes are 100% perfect

A mosquito has 47 teeth.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

wtf thats stupid bananas are also good for menstruation


unneeded fact is unneeded.

sharks are a pretty old species so they have had a long time to figure it out.
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Sep 12 2009 10:34pm
internets been down for a while. WHAT I MISS?!?!?!? and when did we become boss? :D
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Quote (kassie @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 10:34pm)
internets been down for a while. WHAT I MISS?!?!?!? and when did we become boss? :D


when 1uke quit life and died


The ears of a cricket are located on the front legs, just below the knee.
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Sep 12 2009 10:35pm
Quote (GRATS @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:32pm)
thats amazing so they're truly perfect because any mutation of cells is considered cancer.. so that means their genes are 100% perfect

A mosquito has 47 teeth.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

wtf thats stupid bananas are also good for menstruation


this guild chat has already had 2 posts about menstruation... wtf.
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Sep 12 2009 10:36pm
Quote (GRATS @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:35pm)
when 1uke quit life and died


The ears of a cricket are located on the front legs, just below the knee.


i lol'd at the previous spider one
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Sep 12 2009 10:36pm
Quote (GRATS @ Sun, 13 Sep 2009, 14:29)
Of all known forms of animals life ever to inhabit the Earth, only about 10 percent still exist today.

KILL EM ALL



Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.
what the fuck
inject their blood in me imo


not all sharks, but great white sharks are the prime example

they are the worlds most perfect predator. they never stop moving, never sleep. heal themselves faster than most humans do with the aid of medicines.

they have a inbuilt "sonar" system where small electrical impulses are produced in the snout and lets them hunt in complete darkness with retardedly big range.

they have never had to evolve.

/tl;dr i like sharks :o
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Sep 12 2009 10:37pm
Quote (KingBender @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 10:36pm)
not all sharks, but great white sharks are the prime example

they are the worlds most perfect predator. they never stop moving, never sleep. heal themselves faster than most humans do with the aid of medicines.

they have a inbuilt "sonar" system where small electrical impulses are produced in the snout and lets them hunt in complete darkness with retardedly big range.

they have never had to evolve.

/tl;dr i like sharks :o


i read that in like 10 seconds ... ppl who cant read it need hooked on phonics

The world's largest amphibian is the giant salamander. It can grow up to 5 ft. in length.
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Sep 12 2009 10:37pm
Quote (kassie @ Sun, 13 Sep 2009, 14:34)
internets been down for a while. WHAT I MISS?!?!?!? and when did we become boss? :D


me and josh took over the guild this weekend, name change was completed not long ago.
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Sep 12 2009 10:37pm
Quote (kassie @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:34pm)
internets been down for a while. WHAT I MISS?!?!?!? and when did we become boss? :D


Luke was just getting tired of being guild leader. He sold the guild to Reece and I. So we're still running things. We figured that we may as well change the name while we were at it. Since it's so cheap the first week or whatever. Figured we'd head back to our "R" roots. Glad to have you back though, and glad that you're still with us, lol. And don't be alarmed, Luke will still be around. Who knows he might start posting in here.
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Sep 12 2009 10:38pm
Quote (KingBender @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:36pm)
not all sharks, but great white sharks are the prime example

they are the worlds most perfect predator. they never stop moving, never sleep. heal themselves faster than most humans do with the aid of medicines.

they have a inbuilt "sonar" system where small electrical impulses are produced in the snout and lets them hunt in complete darkness with retardedly big range.

they have never had to evolve.

/tl;dr i like sharks :o


i read. sharks are interesting
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