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Sep 12 2009 10:30pm
Quote (Fronksta @ Sun, 13 Sep 2009, 14:29)
im gonna train a kangaroo for Olympic long jump


30ft is only 10 m.

thats nothing. they do it with ease.
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Quote (GRATS @ Sun, Sep 13 2009, 04:29am)
Of all known forms of animals life ever to inhabit the Earth, only about 10 percent still exist today.

KILL EM ALL



Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.
what the fuck
inject their blood in me imo


wow you hit 50k and didnt do anything special
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Quote (GRATS @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:29pm)
Of all known forms of animals life ever to inhabit the Earth, only about 10 percent still exist today.

KILL EM ALL



Sharks apparently are the only animals that never get sick. They are immune to every type of disease including cancer.
what the fuck
inject their blood in me imo


doctors are probably scratching their heads at this one. and scientists are too scared to catch a shark and test it
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Quote (KingBender @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 10:30pm)
peregrine falcon has a dive speed of up to 270mph (highest measured speed was 242mph)


yeah and hawks go to like 200 tis fast m8


Male seahorses produce offspring.

Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.





ROFL

ROFL
ROFL
ROFL

An albatross can sleep while flying.
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Sep 12 2009 10:32pm
Quote (Fronksta @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 10:30pm)
doctors are probably scratching their heads at this one. and scientists are too scared to catch a shark and test it


thats amazing so they're truly perfect because any mutation of cells is considered cancer.. so that means their genes are 100% perfect

A mosquito has 47 teeth.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

wtf thats stupid bananas are also good for menstruation
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Quote (Godly @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 08:30pm)
wow you hit 50k and didnt do anything special


you could have just said LIKE A BOSS

she would have understood. and also jaz stated only land mark that may be worthly of a special post is 100k
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Sep 12 2009 10:33pm
Quote (GRATS @ Sun, 13 Sep 2009, 14:30)
yeah and hawks go to like 200 tis fast m8


Male seahorses produce offspring.

Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.





ROFL

ROFL
ROFL
ROFL

An albatross can sleep while flying.


i can do all of that.
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Quote (GRATS @ Sun, Sep 13 2009, 04:26am)
A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.

Jets penis is so small deckard cain couldn't identify it.

A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.


tis true

sells better unid when they dont no what they gettin ^^
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Sep 12 2009 10:34pm
Quote (Fronksta @ Sat, Sep 12 2009, 10:32pm)
you could have just said LIKE A BOSS

she would have understood. and also jaz stated only land mark that may be worthly of a special post is 100k


if you posted every 30 seconds for a whole week you'd have like 20k posts? right? 20160 my math might be wrong i doubt it..


but that isnt anything special


The sex organ on a male spider is located at the end of one of its legs.

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