Quote (BAllers @ 28 Dec 2009 23:45)
On a farm lived a mom, dad and their only son. The mom woke the son up to feed the farm animals. He goes out and kicks the chicken and then feeds it. Then goes to the pig, kicks it then feeds it. Last he goes to the cow, kicks it then feeds it. He goes back inside for his breakfast. His mom pours him a dry bowl of cereal and says enjoy. The boy says "mom where's my bacon, eggs and milk for my cereal"? Mom says "I saw you kick the chicken so no eggs. I saw you kick the pig so no bacon. and then I saw you kick the cow so no milk". The boy gets angry and sees his dad walking down the stairs. The family cat gets in the dads way and kicks it. The boy smiles really big and asks his mom "should you tell him or should I"?
LOL