dling skype right now, gonna see how this works.

k skype is set up just need the info now.

This post was edited by patty1425 on Jan 22 2010 09:31pm

its easy, what's ur acct name and ill send ya a friend request.

ok, so my mom wants me to go pick her up from the bar, take her to the strip club till she sobers up, then drive with her on the way back...i dont think i'll be back on tonight patty...sry.

epic. FG FOR NUDES OF YOUR MOM. i have skype. xoopt666 if ya wanna test it out, but the wench is here so i cxant talk really...

lol i love how she called you with a walkie talkie.

Hiyya guys!!!! Patty if ya want my skype pm me k?

well, just got back and im tired as hell...one of the girls there was breakin a lot of rules for me. i gots her number...mwahaha! now i can lay off the porn for awhile.

FUNNY AS HELL XD

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch."

heard this one before but its still kinda funny.

way to rain on giggles parade patty.