Quote (sylvannos @ Feb 9 2010 08:05pm)
OMG DO YOU REMEMBR THAT ANIME KID IN MY DRAW CLASS? FROSH YeAR?so hes in my class again and his life hasnt improved from what i can tell SO TODAY WE WERE LIKE CRITIQUING AND SHIT AND HE PUTS UP HIS THING--WHICH IS A BUNCH OF GARBAGE HE MADE LAST NIGHT FROM THE COMPUTER (btw caps = cruise control for cool FYI) SO ANYWAY HE LIKE HAS THIS THING HE MADE OF PICTURES GIVING COMMENTARY ABOUT ABORTION THAT HE GOT FROM TEH INTERWEBZ AND HE WAS ALL LIKE: "SO I DID ABORTION BECAUSE IT LIKE SPEAKS TO SHIT ABOUT STUFF AND IM NOT REALLY ABLE TO RELATE BUT I NEEDED TO DO IT FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT" AND WE WERE LIKE "WTF DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH ABORTION?" AND HE WAS LIKE "I HAVE NOTHING RLY TO DO WITH ABORTION BECAUSE LIKE I DONT PLAN ON GETTING PREGNATN, I CANT GET PREG MYSELF, AND I DONT THINK ILL EVER GET ANYWONE PREG OR STICK MY COCK IN ANYTHING BUT MY DOG EVER IN MY LIFE SO THE LAWS OF ABORTION DO NOT APPLY" i made the part up about the dog but he did have a picture of him and his dog randomly printed up there we started cracking up and the prof was just sitting there arms crossed wondering wtf he was going to say... LIEK HOW THE FUCK DO YOU RESPOND TO "ABORTION DOES NOT APPLY TO ME YET I MADE THIS ART THINGY ABOUT ABORTION AND I WILL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN OR BE AT RISK OF MAKING THEM"??? "YO KID WTF? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE SOME SHIT ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY" ...except with a german accent . We were supposed to make something about ourselves, our political surroundings, and other artists' work that we can identify with ...so this kid had the solution of:
* A superhero drawing
* some graphic design shit
* Abortion
* Pictures of him and his dog
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Cool story.
You should publish it and aim for the pulitzer prize.