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Jun 29 2009 12:16pm
you guys are funny
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Jun 29 2009 12:49pm
Quote (morejiggawatts @ Mon, 29 Jun 2009, 19:16)
you guys are funny


u think we're wicked?
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Jun 29 2009 09:34pm
Quote (cyphrex @ Mon, Jun 29 2009, 12:13pm)
your sperms dont have handles around their necks? poor you


lol well if u got some lobster crap things rideing ur sperm u need to hit em with the shampoo lol
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Jun 30 2009 12:46pm
Quote (randomlostguy @ Mon, Jun 29 2009, 07:34pm)
lol  well if u got some lobster crap things rideing ur sperm u need to hit em with the shampoo lol


or burn half of your pubes, and stab the lil bastards with an ice pick as they run across
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Jul 1 2009 03:23pm
Quote (morejiggawatts @ Tue, Jun 30 2009, 01:46pm)
or burn half of your pubes, and stab the lil bastards with an ice pick as they run across


uhm....burning pubes probably not so great....nor stabbing at your sperm might hit the dick with the ice pick not so pleasant
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Quote (twixeater @ Wed, Jul 1 2009, 04:23pm)
uhm....burning pubes probably not so great....nor stabbing at your sperm might hit the dick with the ice pick not so pleasant


jus stick ur dick in a toaster
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Jul 1 2009 10:13pm
Quote (randomlostguy @ Wed, Jul 1 2009, 10:53pm)
jus stick ur dick in a toaster


vouch this guy
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Jul 2 2009 08:27am
Quote (randomlostguy @ Wed, Jul 1 2009, 10:53pm)
jus stick ur dick in a toaster


that sounds even better than setting your pubes on fire or stabbing your dick
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Jul 2 2009 09:23am
Quote (twixeater @ Wed, Jul 1 2009, 01:23pm)
uhm....burning pubes probably not so great....nor stabbing at your sperm might hit the dick with the ice pick not so pleasant


i thought we were talkin about crabs or something.

on a separate note, i got a 7am phone call calling me into work at 1pm. I have surgery again here at 11:15.

So get this: on Monday, this guy gets hit by a train, and it devastates these two sisters that i work with. Got called into work. Last night, this guy's twin brother commited suicide by throwing himself in front of a train. Fuckin' A.

So these girls are gonna be even more fucked up, and I have to go to work after surgery. Gaaaaaay.
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Jul 2 2009 03:36pm
back from more arm surgery. anesthetic wearing off. can't golf. can't swim. can't scheme bitches with this bloody ass bandage. can't even fire one off. fuck\

fuck/

btw, looks like i will be doin some active slashin if i can get some guildies in. bob, get to 34-40 range so we can cata.

This post was edited by morejiggawatts on Jul 2 2009 03:37pm
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