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Jan 7 2010 10:38am
guys, you'll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!
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Jan 7 2010 01:45pm
Quote (pissed247 @ Jan 7 2010 08:38am)
guys, you'll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!


ummm? no comment

on the other hand... im flyin from sea-tac to l.a. tomarrow then from l.a. to virginia

ive never been on a plane befor, ive only been to states bordering washington...

im soooooooooo fuckin excited its not even funny..!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jan 7 2010 05:43pm
Quote (Temptress @ 7 Jan 2010 16:13)
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?" Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."


/lmk
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Jan 7 2010 07:06pm
:hello: guyz

i was just wonder if u guyz wanna have a melee tourny ??
maybe just a thought lmk what u guyz think
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Jan 7 2010 08:09pm
Quote (Zohan @ Jan 7 2010 03:43pm)
/lmk


LOL wow took me awhile to get it
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Jan 7 2010 08:16pm
Quote (Josh1212 @ 7 Jan 2010 19:09)
LOL wow took me awhile to get it


LOL
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Jan 7 2010 08:26pm
Quote (Zohan @ Jan 7 2010 03:43pm)
/lmk


that... was great
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Jan 8 2010 02:21am
Quote (pissed247 @ Jan 7 2010 09:38am)
guys, you'll never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM ACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!


Sad.

You had me going for a minute.

Quote (AoTiEinhander @ Jan 7 2010 12:45pm)
ummm? no comment

on the other hand... im flyin from sea-tac to l.a. tomarrow then from l.a. to virginia

ive never been on a plane befor, ive only been to states bordering washington...

im soooooooooo fuckin excited its not even funny..!!!!!!!!!!!


Planes aren't bad. The only time I've been on one it was actually from Sea-Tac to Cali and back. I had a good time.
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Jan 8 2010 02:47am
i haven't been on a plane in years :(
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Jan 8 2010 02:50am
Quote (sylvannos @ Jan 8 2010 12:47pm)
i haven't been on a plane in years :(


My girfriend's a stewardess so I get 90% off air tickets to anywhere in the world.

Gds. :lol:

This post was edited by piedpiper18 on Jan 8 2010 02:50am
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