Quote (BiG_BeN @ Nov 25 2009 01:27pm)
A Canadian guy walks into a bar, on the stool next to him is some footwear. The says to the bartender, "What's this - a boot?"
A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're out of your skull!"
A giraffe walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" The goldfish says, "Water."
A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"
A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road."
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"
A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and the mushroom says - "Why not? I'm a fungi."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt. The bartender asks, "What's that for?" The pirate responds, "Aarrr, its driving me nuts".
you have way to much time on your hands.