Quote (0hai @ Dec 8 2009 02:38pm)
Lol why does everyone keep asking? It's my script who the fuck cares

LOL
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
With dental floss.
What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Mexican in the middle of the street?
The dog has skidmarks before it.
How do Chinese people decide on a name for their child?
They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs
How did Germany take over Poland?
They marched in backwards and Poland thought they were leaving.
What is the best way to circumcise a Mexican?
Kick his sister in the jaw
Why do Mexicans put shit on the wall at their weddings?
To keep the flies off the bride
What's the difference between a Mexican and a pothole?
You swerve to miss the pothole
This post was edited by GoldBuddha1337 on Dec 8 2009 03:56pm