Quote (Oggy2k7 @ Oct 31 2009 04:09pm)
come over to the dark side (faggotry) markus, i am your father!
arrrrgh I feeel the temptation... I almost cant hold it together ;O
btw I wrote this when I was bored
(Sacred cowhunter build/guide)
Name: MUST BE SacredCowHunter(can be Sacredxxxxxxx1 and so on ^^)
Char: well... just find the char with the skills ^^
Str: you KNOW cows are buff as hell so you need alot of str to go through their armorplated skin you have to have atleast 600 str.. (recomended 1337)
Dex: since cows are clumbsy as hell you wont need much dex... just put 1 dex
Vita: since those cows pack some serious power in their hit you'll need atleast 666 vita
Energy: since this energy is powered by monsters energy drinks you'll need a HELL lot of energy... 435345 would be enough
now the skills. this section could be pretty tricky since it depens on the cow breed ^^
Kickass: you need around 43.14159 in this since you need to be KICKASS if you're going to be a good sacred cowhunter (synergy to udder)
Udder: 3 this skill has alot of synergies so you dont need to skill very high in this (reson that you need this skill is that you have to know the basics of the cow)
Courage: as fucking much as you kan skill in it. since this is the last skill on this list I figured that I'd go in more detail why you need this. So... since cows can be big and nasty ass mothaf@ckers you'll need a big set of balls to rise from the ground and go over to the field and kick some cow ass to get your burgers, also... you definitely need the courage to be able to only take a look at their frickin king... and he isn't called king for no reason I mean... he sure is king. BIG ass cowdude with the biggest pair of balls you and your grandpa ever grow and that times 7 man, he's psycho seriously, equipped with this big ass axe and a fucking dragon head as a shield he'd frighten the most ppl.
Equippment:
Head: as we said above, CoA (Cow of Ages) when you equip it.. you'll see why you need this
Chest: in the chest section there's alot of opportunities but we will keep it simple, Plate of Burger King, you use this armor because it has +3 udder, +4 Courage and a shitload str
Gloves: the gloves is simple, Butchers gloves, since this give str, vita and energy its pretty kickass for a sacred cowhunter
Rings: 2x holy shit I saw a cow @ the movies, ofc easy choice since the "level 53 cow spotting when equipped" feature you can sleep with ease
Amu: Talisman of Fields, this make's you spott good grass and good grass = kickass cows
Wep: Since you have the shitload str you can use Tower of Eiffel, since the long rage and well... you must admitt it's gotta feel pretty kickass to be able to weild this kickass tower/building ^^ (Two-handed weapon)
Sheild: Since you are weilding Tower of Eiffel you cant use a sheild at the same time
Switch: Switch are for pussies w/o balls (if you skilled low courage then cta 88 and soul 67)
Well thats pretty much all You all can PM me if you want to know more or have any questions regarding eq/skills/stats... DONT ask me for pvp strategies (see below)
The bad thing about this char is that you cant pvp :/ because sacred cowhunters job is to keep the humanity safe from cows and russians.
Thats the Sacred cowhunter build Thanks for showing intrest and may this guide help you through your struggle against those damn cows and russians
This post was edited by CraZeeY on Oct 31 2009 09:13am