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Sep 18 2009 11:39pm
Quote (Den3 @ Fri, Sep 18 2009, 11:37pm)
i met this goober at the golf course today. he thought he was such a huge playa. lol get this.. he actually said this. "dude, the ladies just flock to me.  because, well i am hella sexy, plus..i got a big dick and i like to fuck chicks"  i shot coors light out my nose......


sounds like a real playa
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i met this goober at the golf course today. he thought he was such a huge playa. lol get this.. he actually said this. "dude, the ladies just flock to me.  because, well i am hella sexy, plus..i got a big dick and i like to fuck chicks"  i shot coors light out my nose......


the beer of dimebagg :cry:
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Sep 18 2009 11:44pm
Quote (GRATS @ Fri, Sep 18 2009, 09:39pm)
sounds like a real playa


man he was SUCH a dork. he was wearing plaid creased shorts. lol. and a v-neck sweater over a lime green polo shirt. lol i have been laughing ever since.
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Quote (KingBender @ Fri, Sep 18 2009, 09:39pm)
the beer of dimebagg :cry:


i like coors light :P its my favorite beer for domestic pale ale. if not that then corona with a lime wedge.
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Sep 18 2009 11:46pm
damn those shorts are pro
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damn those shorts are pro


if you had seen him, he may have been your dream date in knee pants jaz :)
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Sep 18 2009 11:49pm
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if you had seen him, he may have been your dream date in knee pants jaz :)


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Sep 18 2009 11:50pm
Quote (Den3 @ Sat, 19 Sep 2009, 15:46)
if you had seen him, he may have been your dream date in knee pants jaz :)


he was definitely mine
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