HAHAHA
I was talking to this chick who is a real fake bitch... like materialistic as shit..
And i'm just basically like "Hey what are you doing for Valentine's day"
and she goes "no plans yet, no one has asked" so i'm like...
"damn i thought for sure you'd be taken by now"

trying to boost her ego
and she goes "are you trying to tell/ask me something"
and this was my time to shine cuz she's been sweatin me for a while... and i go
"nah, not at all"
LOL
so fucking rude, but terribly funny.