sup mike

so owned.

and hi mikey!!! btw i loved seeing this.

Was gd``'-._.-'``'-._

omg.. i lol'd soo hard and watched this like 10x

I smiled a little.

i think its the best commercial other than that " bugger me" toyota ad from aus.. the one that was banned..

That commercial was ruined by the fact that it's a Japanese company trying to act Australian. What's even worse is that since then, half of the bloody people you meet actually think Toyota is an Australian company.

A Higgs boson walks into a church
the priest says "we don't allow Higgs bosons in this church"
Higgs boson says "but without me, how can you have mass?"

Someone please tell me they get this joke

The nine-year-old boy lay on a bloodstained hospital sheet crawling with ants, staring blindly at the wall.


His family pastor had accused him of being a witch, and his father then tried to force acid down his throat as an exorcism. It spilled as he struggled, burning away his face and eyes. The emaciated boy barely had strength left to whisper the name of the church that had denounced him — Mount Zion Lighthouse.

A month later, he died.

Nwanaokwo Edet was one of an increasing number of children in Africa accused of witchcraft by pastors and then tortured or killed, often by family members. Pastors were involved in half of 200 cases of "witch children" reviewed by the AP, and 13 churches were named in the case files.