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#2391
Dec 30 2009 05:53am
Quote (killa_masta @ Dec 30 2009 04:49am)
How can you not drink like ever in your life never ever fucking ever?


Nope

once I accidentally chugged a half gallon of vodka

was mixed with orange juice didn't know..

then I was like oh shit this is spicy as hell

then yea.. played itself out

other than that I don't drink at all everyone I hang out with drinks and does some drugs and all have to do the drugs to keep up with how crazy I am I'm just naturally insane nn stimulants
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Dec 30 2009 05:56am
Quote (GRATS @ Dec 30 2009 04:53am)
Nope

once I accidentally chugged a half gallon of vodka

was mixed with orange juice didn't know..

then I was like oh shit this is spicy as hell

then yea.. played itself out

other than that I don't drink at all everyone I hang out with drinks and does some drugs and all have to do the drugs to keep up with how crazy I am I'm just naturally insane nn stimulants


Lies vodka isn't spicy.

I also think half a gallon would give you alcohol poisoning I am pretty sure as I have came close and only drank about 5/6 the bottle.

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Dec 30 2009 06:00am
Quote (killa_masta @ Dec 30 2009 04:56am)
Lies vodka isn't spicy.

I also think half a gallon would give you alcohol poisoning I am pretty sure as I have came close and only drank about 5/6 the bottle.


5/6 is more than half...


and my whole family line is european heavy drinker I know just by DNA I can hold my liquor better than most people can, my grandpas both had distillers in their basements :rofl:

I choose not to drink because

#1 I don't find it fun

#2 I don't need it to do anything for me (I'm not emo and I don't have life problems )

#3 because of stuff I've seen happen


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Dec 30 2009 06:04am
Quote (GRATS @ Dec 30 2009 05:00am)
5/6 is more than half...


and my whole family line is european heavy drinker I know just by DNA I can hold my liquor better than most people can, my grandpas both had distillers in their basements :rofl:

I choose not to drink because

#1 I don't find it fun

#2 I don't need it to do anything for me (I'm not emo and I don't have life problems )

#3 because of stuff I've seen happen


Ordered in importance to me.


I don't buy gallon bottles lol but 1 bottle of straight vodka will mess you up.

I drink because of boredom usually or to have some fun

Yea I have seen some bad stuff happen from alcohol too my dad was an alcoholic and finally had to get treated and my best friends dad died from alcohol he was like a second father.
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Dec 30 2009 06:10am
Quote (killa_masta @ Dec 30 2009 05:04am)
I don't buy gallon bottles lol but 1 bottle of straight vodka will mess you up.

I drink because of boredom usually or to have some fun

Yea I have seen some bad stuff happen from alcohol too my dad was an alcoholic and finally had to get treated and my best friends dad died from alcohol he was like a second father.


Oh I didn't say I didn't get messed up

I got fucked up and fell over and had to lay down for like an hour

but I survived :rofl:
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Dec 30 2009 06:17am
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Oh I didn't say I didn't get messed up

I got fucked up and fell over and had to lay down for like an hour

but I survived :rofl:


I don't know how I even did this but when I drank most of the bottle I sat around waiting for the stuff to take effect and I posted on jsp I had only done like 10 shots or so so I made a topic and let them decide they told me 5 more.

Then I did another topic and 5 more.

These weren't necessarily shots either just what looked good for one drink per.

I ended up going outside and I was going to go walk around I could hardly fucking walk.

I started up the street and the alcohol is in full swing by now and I saw my buddy drive by in his truck and he lives down the highway like 1.5miles so I yelled at him to stop and he didn't.

It is about 15 degrees out and I have no coat so I started walking to his house through the ditches.

I couldn't see anything amazed I didn't fall down and break my leg or something I eventually made it to his house and he drove me back to town and dropped me of in the road at my dad's house and I fell out onto the cement and layed down for a lil bit and spit on the ground.

Then some friends picked me up and took me inside and my dad said he was disappoint then I went home and played Call of Duty MW2 and got 1 kill against my brothers friend.


E: TL;DR I drank a lot wandered around to friends went to dads played call of duty.

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Dec 30 2009 06:50am
Quote (killa_masta @ Dec 30 2009 05:17am)
I don't know how I even did this but when I drank most of the bottle I sat around waiting for the stuff to take effect and I posted on jsp I had only done like 10 shots or so so I made a topic and let them decide they told me 5 more. 

Then I did another topic and 5 more.

These weren't necessarily shots either just what looked good for one drink per.

I ended up going outside and I was going to go walk around I could hardly fucking walk.

I started up the street and the alcohol is in full swing by now and I saw my buddy drive by in his truck and he lives down the highway like 1.5miles so I yelled at him to stop and he didn't. 

It is about 15 degrees out and I have no coat so I started walking to his house through the ditches. 

I couldn't see anything amazed I didn't fall down and break my leg or something I eventually made it to his house and he drove me back to town and dropped me of in the road at my dad's house and I fell out onto the cement and layed down for a lil bit and spit on the ground.

Then some friends picked me up and took me inside and my dad said he was disappoint then I went home and played Call of Duty MW2 and got 1 kill against my brothers friend.


E: TL;DR I drank a lot wandered around to friends went to dads played call of duty.


:rofl:

worst thing I've ever done in my life was something I had was laced with acid and I had a horrible trip and woke up in evergreen (it's about 30 minute drive away) in a ditch with my swim pants on and a rain jacket

luckily my friend Ian lived a few minutes walk down the road evergreen is small town where south park is based (the show south park)
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Dec 30 2009 06:51am
`I haven't done anything that bad before but I haven't really had the opportunity.
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Dec 30 2009 06:53am
Quote (killa_masta @ Dec 30 2009 05:51am)
`I haven't done anything that bad before but I haven't really had the opportunity.


Hang out with people who hang out with the drug lords of denver and you get to see a lot of bad things

luckily I'm not that bored anymore... I'll make probably a thousand + tomorrow night for driving
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Dec 30 2009 06:54am
Quote (GRATS @ Dec 30 2009 05:53am)
Hang out with people who hang out with the drug lords of denver and you get to see a lot of bad things

luckily I'm not that bored anymore... I'll make probably a thousand + tomorrow night for driving


Wow. Not much of that kind of stuff where I live though.
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