Quote (hdowney @ Tue, Oct 20 2009, 06:34pm)
Kleptomania is the condition of not being able to resist the urge to collect or hoard things.
People with this disorder are compelled to steal things, generally objects of little or no significant value, such as pens, paper clips, tape, traffic cones, signs, and small toys.
Some kleptomaniacs may not even be aware that they have committed the theft.
sounds like you
seriously