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#22591
May 9 2009 04:52pm
Quote (StoryOfAStar @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:48pm)
FINE
i cast a magical spell over the newly created forest and forest of poon is back in business

what about his home you burnt that down too

dammit. fine i build you a luxury house in the forest of poon.


happy now? grumble grumble.
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#22592
May 9 2009 04:53pm
Quote (xSkyzzles @ Sat, May 9 2009, 10:38pm)
i like sex


So do I
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#22593
May 9 2009 04:54pm
Quote (kenw @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:50pm)
have you slain majorskills yet, young knight xoldmanx of Jsp.


i dont see him around too much anymore.
he stayed on the vent i am always on
but havent seen him in a while
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#22594
May 9 2009 04:55pm
Quote (StoryOfAStar @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:48pm)
FINE
i cast a magical spell over the newly created forest and forest of poon is back in business

what about his home you burnt that down too

dammit. fine i build you a luxury house in the forest of poon.


xingxong: oh hi heather

heather: hi

heather2: i'll skin you alive

x: uh what did you say?

h: nothing OH THE FOREST OF POON IS BACK

h2: and i'll hang your corpse from a tree

h: uhh and we're rebuilding your mansion

x: oh thank you

h: so come with me to the shrub of shrooms

x: ok sure

h2: didn't have to use any other method to pursuade him i see
*h2 glances at bag filled with instruments of torture*
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#22595
May 9 2009 04:57pm
Quote (OMGPERVERT @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:55pm)
xingxong: oh hi heather

heather: hi

heather2: i'll skin you alive

x: uh what did you say?

h: nothing OH THE FOREST OF POON IS BACK

h2: and i'll hang your corpse from a tree

h: uhh and we're rebuilding your mansion

x: oh thank you

h: so come with me to the shrub of shrooms

x: ok sure

h2: didn't have to use any other method to pursuade him i see
        *h2 glances at bag filled with instruments of torture*


who is heather 2?

i don't know what you're talking about my name is rachel

yea i don't know who this heather 2 is. anyways. i seem to have found your pet, i thought we had accidentally killed him but apparently not.



zomg he is so cute!

i know i need to get you something to do so you stop playing in the shroom patch so much... stupid rachel...
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#22596
May 9 2009 04:59pm
Quote (StoryOfAStar @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:57pm)
who is heather 2?

i don't know what you're talking about my name is rachel

yea i don't know who this heather 2 is. anyways. i seem to have found your pet, i thought we had accidentally killed him but apparently not.

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/f/2009/002/b/1/Secret_Squirrel_by_OneClownShoe.jpg

zomg he is so cute!

i know i need to get you something to do so you stop playing in the shroom patch so much... stupid rachel...


heather has gone insane
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#22597
May 9 2009 05:00pm
Quote (OMGPERVERT @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:55pm)
xingxong: oh hi heather

heather: hi

heather2: i'll skin you alive

x: uh what did you say?

h: nothing OH THE FOREST OF POON IS BACK

h2: and i'll hang your corpse from a tree

h: uhh and we're rebuilding your mansion

x: oh thank you

h: so come with me to the shrub of shrooms

x: ok sure

h2: didn't have to use any other method to pursuade him i see
        *h2 glances at bag filled with instruments of torture*


you must be mistaken, it is my dwarf paladin who kicks ogre ass with an execution axe and bag of torture.
she is currently in cahoots with the almighty knight... i can't remember his name. but i hear it is hawt. ;)
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#22598
May 9 2009 05:01pm
Quote (StoryOfAStar @ Sat, 9 May 2009, 18:57)
who is heather 2?

i don't know what you're talking about my name is rachel

yea i don't know who this heather 2 is. anyways. i seem to have found your pet, i thought we had accidentally killed him but apparently not.

http://th04.deviantart.com/fs39/300W/f/2009/002/b/1/Secret_Squirrel_by_OneClownShoe.jpg

zomg he is so cute!

i know i need to get you something to do so you stop playing in the shroom patch so much... stupid rachel...


ummmm ok
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#22599
May 9 2009 05:01pm
Quote (OMGPERVERT @ Sat, May 9 2009, 05:59pm)
heather has gone insane


what are you talking about
just because men can get away with it i can't?
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#22600
May 9 2009 05:02pm
EVERYONE IS GO CRAZY!!!!
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