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demorior

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Dec 11 2009 07:14pm

Quote (Den3 @ Dec 11 2009 03:09pm)

is this stephen??? the tattoo is a dead giveaway i am thinking.

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o70/den3_photos/demorior.jpg

well i know what tattoo i'm getting next.

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#21262

Dec 11 2009 07:16pm

Quote (demorior @ Dec 12 2009 01:14am)

well i know what tattoo i'm getting next.

hon?

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#21263

Dec 11 2009 07:20pm

Quote (demorior @ Dec 11 2009 05:14pm)

well i know what tattoo i'm getting next.

your bunny is hella cuter

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Dec 11 2009 07:28pm

Why Were Shopping Carts Invented?
So women would walk on their hind legs.

Why haven't any women gone to the moon yet?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet.

What's the difference between a woman and a battery?

A battery has a positive side.

Why do men love blow jobs so much?

It's the only time they're guaranteed to have 10 minutes of silence.

What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth?

Einstein's dick.

How do you know a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

How do you know if your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up.

What do you call a woman who just lost 95% of her intelligence?

Divorced.

What's the difference between a woman and a lightbulb?

A lightbulb can be unscrewed.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

nothing; you already told her twice

why dont women need a drivers license?

because theres no road between the kitchen and the bed

Why are wedding dresses white?

They want the dish washer to match the other appliances

Beyonce's Song "to The Left" -> Why Does She Say "to The Left"?

Because Women and Blacks don't have rights.

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#21265

Dec 11 2009 07:48pm

Lol'd @ Einstein's dick.

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