If anyone missed this thread that has df access... take a look.
http://forums.d2jsp.org/topic.php?t=33633938&f=115&o=690
I just found it tonight when I got home from work...
I literally read through nearly all of the peoples go's at it.
If you don't have df access, it was a thread where you were dared to text random chicks via your phone, asking them if you could "hit that" (aka get with them... fuck em... be creative).
Obviously, there are the morons who go into a thread like that and just make shit up... but there are literally 60+ pages of this shit, and some of it is blatantly real.
After some hesitation, I got off and went to play COD.
While playing, some chick from my work texted me a random question and I decided to give it a whirl.
Yet again... for those of you who cant access the donor forum, but want to see my interesting little endevoir... I will copy and paste it here for your viewing pleasure.
All in all, it makes the 10$ I donated to this site 100% worth it.Quote (E_Mill @ Jan 22 2010 01:52am)
Put your bifocals on.
Me: Can I tap that?
LinZ: Me or the brownie sundae I just ate? Haha
Me: Obvious answer is obvious. The brownie Duh!
LZ: 
oh come on now... Me is the obvious answer
Me: Obviously what I meant from the start.
LZ: Uhh huh you wouldn't be able to handle me
Me: Lmfao. Don't flatter yourself.
LZ: Haha I'm serious though!
Me: Srs about what? You still haven't answered.
LZ: You wouldn't be able to handle me.
Me: So is it a yes or no?
LZ: For what?
Me: The original question obviously.
LZ: Again... me or the brownie?
Me: Bleh fml.
LZ: Haha so if the answer is me... then you might just have the opportunity sometime
Me: Zzz
LZ: Excuse me!?
Me: Sometime...?
LZ: Haha well want me to come over right now?
Me: This is srs bznz.
LZ: I hate when you abbreviate cause ur too lazy to spell a word out.
Me: I hate when you avoid important topics!
LZ: What that you obviously have a little thing for me?
Me: Here we go again...
LZ: Serious...
Me: Huh?
LZ: I'm being serious tell me what's on your mind.
Me: I figured it was worth a shot. Haven't gotten any in months. U still haven't answered though...
LZ: That involves an answer by the way...
Me: I told you what I was thinking.
LZ: Not really.
Me: Better than no answer at all.
LZ: Your answers are very non detailed lol.
Me: Bullshit. I have not received a yes or no on the original question yet.
LZ: Hahaha I gave you answers the whole time!! What are you talking about?
Me: See what I mean?
LZ: Play your cards right and we will see 
Me: It was a simple question. No one likes roundabout answers.
LZ: Why must you get a straight up answer?
LZ: And I said keep playing your cards right and we will see.
Me: Which is a roundabout answer. Which card wins? I'll play it right this very second.
Haha so let's see here... Can I get a straight answer out of you... are there some feelings there for me or are you just horny as fuck right now? Haha
Me: Lol. Avoided the "which card wins" question... shocker.
LZ: Umm answer my question first.
Me: I asked first.
LZ: Fine you need to play the LZ gets whatever she wants card right now LZ gets the answer she wants
Me: What answer do you want then?
LZ: The question I just asked... Look who's avoiding answers now!
Me: I forget what it was. Its obvious... like i said... that I haven't gotten any in months.
LZ: So... it's just that your horny?
Me: Yo I was just wondering. 100% huge fail!
LZ: Not at all...
Me: Well why aren't you over here yet?
LZ: Haha cause I'm laying in bed all comfy and warm.
Me: Sigh.
LZ: Here I thought you were gonna tell me there was some attraction for me LOL
Me: *goes on to ask if this will get my ass beat by the boyfriend she hasn't mentioned in a while. Lul.Quote (Hockey4ever @ Oct 21 2009 07:05am)
Her: heeeeyy!
Me: Hey when you gunna let me tap that
Her: Ummmm, i dunno
Me: That wasn't a no ?
Her: no
Me: Can i come over now ?
Her: Nope, i'm on my rag
Me: Soo? It'll just be like poppin your cherry, whats the big deal ?
Her: Fuck off
Damnit, i had that shit and then it went south
Quote (HolyShield @ Oct 20 2009 04:39am)
Me: can i tap that?
Her: tap what?
Me: tap that fine ass
Her: dnt u have a gf?
Me: she dont have to know
Her: im sending this text to her
Me: y wud you do that?
Her: dont text me again asshole
LOL FML
Quote (Howi @ Oct 20 2009 01:45am)
Girl 1
Me: So when can i tap that ass
her: who is this (been a long time..real long)
Me: Jim clark. Soooo When can i tap dat ass??
Her: You do realize this is her bf mother fucker
Me: Sooo? can i talk to her i gotta ask her a question...
No response LOL
AHAHAHAHAH
He's calling
ERm jsut now saw that the above one was Howi 
Your story is shorter, and better than mine 
I could post more... but I'm done spamming the gc for the night.
Got my giggles and now I go to bed.This post was edited by E_Mill on Jan 22 2010 01:17am