Quote (s123 @ Dec 20 2009 01:48pm)
ur accusing me of using a voice changer?
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2. Do not talk about the rules.
3. Everything on the Internet is false until proven otherwise.
4. In order to prove something an image or video is require.
5. Images and/or videos can be doctored.
6. Therefore nothing on the internet can be proven without IRL or trusted proof.
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9. Either way, if you argue with a troll, they win.
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14. Multisauce stains threads permanently.
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26. Roflcat will not share his cheezburger.
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28. Posting pictures of spam still counts as spam.
29. Even though spam comes in a can and tastes like cheap ham, it makes a forum unhealthy.
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32. Orly?
33. Yarly.
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58. Of course, everyone is copying 4chan.
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63. You must be literate to use the internet.
64. TypingwithoutusingthespacebaristhebestwayIMO.
65. Ceiling cat is watching you.
66.6 Teh Satan.
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69. Amirite?
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71. Assuming that you win is failing.
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77. Pedobear can not be defeated.
78. If your thread requires a bump, then your thread has died.
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80. The one who yells first is always the second post of the thread.
81. Vince > Billy Maze.
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83. Chimpanzees don't ride segways, silly.
84. 404 is the best site IMO.
85. Longcat has been everywhere.
86. If you expect a number someone will answer over 9000.
87. Syntax error told me you were doing it wrong.
88. "Look Here" is the worst title of all time.
89. Creating and hosting a video on youtube is so easy a caveman can do it.
90. Seriously, there are some stupid people on youtube.
91. Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom.
92. ^^^That's what she said.
93. Chuck Norris is more lame than his jokes.
94. Falcon punch solves everything. Use it wisely.
This post was edited by GRATS on Dec 20 2009 02:50pm