I miss paintballing =(
My $1,350 marker:

Ion marker with upgrades:
Virtue Ion Board - Shoots 35bps with full auto. Debounce adjustable, ramp activation, ramp percentage adjustable, dwell adjustable, eye delay, anti mech. bounce, anti bolt stick, max rate of fire adjustable.
Virtue Laser Eyes - Stops shooting when nothing is in the barrel.
Virtue QEV (Quick Exhaust Valve) - Faster air flow to the bolt.
Fire Insanity Quick Action Bolt - Shoots the balls much faster then the stock bolt.
4500psi Pure Energy Carbon Fiber Wrapped o2 canister - Light weight and can hold up to 2200 shots.
Dye Barrel w/extender - 20 inch barrel means much more accuracy.
Redz Blue Skin - Killer.
Empire Sound Activated Hopper - Whenever the gun is shot the hopper will load a new ball into the barrel to keep up with the 35bps action.