ok.. so i joined an online dating site.. need opinions.. on if you peeps think this is cool and funny for a writing on my profile....
ABOUT ME:
I just discovered that i suffer from a very rare disease called DHBS or decent human being syndrome. I have talked to my doctor about this problem and he told me there is a chance of eradicating myself of the virus this is the list he gave me...
1. get a tattoo, but not any tattoo, make sure it one that dictates your hate for society and things you are to lazy to do anything about !
2.find yourself a substance to abuse, and make sure you do things do endanger people while under the influence, nothing says i don't care about anything like driving drunk or stoned, just remember not to do it on holidays, remember those MADD advertisements ! you could get caught! but it's OK to do it the other days!
3. if you get caught driving under the influence and lose you license, continue to drive, we have all seen those people carrying beer cases home on there shoulder, those things are heavy !
4. find a really nice girl who really thinks your great and wants to help you. Get her pregnant and run away. work cash jobs in construction so you don't have to pay support and they can't find you !
5. if you have a difficult time getting her pregnant good old fashioned verbal a physical violence is a good substitute.
6. beg borrow and steal from as many people as you can, especially other DHBS sufferers, they will feel bad for you and try to help, take what ever they offer you and run !
7. blame you parents for everything while you live rent free in there house eat there food and use thier car !
The list goes on and on and i don't know if i can do it ... so i am on here looking for a woman who can live with my problem and maybe even look past it and give me a shot.
FIRST DATE:
I wouln't waste to much of your time, There are plenty of me to be found if you are browsing POF. Just drinks and some good appetizers to prove there might be more to our picures and self description .
...lmk what yas think so far.. lols...
This post was edited by ODP_DK on Mar 2 2009 12:02am