lol funny read... lest i found so
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking
way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell
can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of
college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell
you why... it's because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play
rock/paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I
punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would
protect you, asshole."