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Feb 5 2010 05:12pm
Quote (Svartermetalisk @ 6 Feb 2010 01:11)
Nah it's np lol you are born in 1994, still young.

Pro tip though: Be sober when you do it. Sex is not nearly as nice when you are drunk.


i'll remember that :p
does it matter if the girl is drunk?
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#17872
Feb 5 2010 05:13pm
Quote (Nicklasp @ 6 Feb 2010 00:11)
haha :p
its not like im not parying or anything.. just haven't met the right girl :)  (i know, i know.... its sound soooooo gay) :D


Lol no it doesn't. That's a good thought !

Quote (Nicklasp @ 6 Feb 2010 00:12)
i'll remember that :p
does it matter if the girl is drunk?


Better if you're sober lol

The first time sux though, skip through it. I went at it for an hour and didn't come, lol
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#17873
Feb 5 2010 05:14pm
Quote (snoramej @ 6 Feb 2010 01:13)
Lol no it doesn't. That's a good thought !



Better if you're sober lol

The first time sux though, skip through it. I went at it for an hour and didn't come, lol


haha omg xD

really respect that you can hold you self an hour :o :hail:
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#17874
Feb 5 2010 05:15pm
Quote (snoramej @ 6 Feb 2010 00:13)
Lol no it doesn't. That's a good thought !



Better if you're sober lol

The first time sux though, skip through it. I went at it for an hour and didn't come, lol


No it dosen't the first time is the best. I guess you guys skipped the foreplay though :o

Quote (Nicklasp @ 6 Feb 2010 00:12)
i'll remember that :p
does it matter if the girl is drunk?


Yes, the girls is ALOT easier when they are drunk.

So the pro tip is this: Get the girl cranked as hell but stay sharp ;)
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#17875
Feb 5 2010 05:16pm
Quote (Nicklasp @ 6 Feb 2010 00:14)
haha omg xD

really respect that you can hold you self an hour :o :hail:


Lol, try being nervous and horny, you'll never come ^_^

Quote (Svartermetalisk @ 6 Feb 2010 00:15)
No it dosen't the first time is the best. I guess you guys skipped the foreplay though :o


Lol, all my friends first times sux.

No we didn't skip foreplay, I'm pro... Duhh
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Feb 5 2010 05:18pm
Quote (Svartermetalisk @ 6 Feb 2010 01:15)
No it dosen't the first time is the best. I guess you guys skipped the foreplay though :o



Yes, the girls is ALOT easier when they are drunk.

So the pro tip is this: Get the girl cranked as hell but stay sharp ;)


YES SIR!!


This post was edited by Nicklasp on Feb 5 2010 05:18pm
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Feb 5 2010 05:18pm
Quote (snoramej @ 6 Feb 2010 00:16)
Lol, try being nervous and horny, you'll never come ^_^



Lol, all my friends first times sux.

No we didn't skip foreplay, I'm pro... Duhh


There is you issue!

It is possible to be relaxed even if it's your first time.
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#17878
Feb 5 2010 05:19pm
Quote (Nicklasp @ 6 Feb 2010 00:18)
YES SIR!!
I will find the most drunk and dum blondine, stay sharp as hell... take her home, and........


Do her.

Lol, imo it's only worth having sex if you're in a relationship, although... Sometimes just taking a "poptös/fjortis/whatever" might be worth it, lol

First time = GF, totally worth it.

Quote (Svartermetalisk @ 6 Feb 2010 00:18)
There is you issue!

It is possible to be relaxed even if it's your first time.


Never heard of anyone not being nervous their first time ^_^

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#17879
Feb 5 2010 05:19pm
Quote (snoramej @ 6 Feb 2010 01:16)
Lol, try being nervous and horny, you'll never come ^_^


Well.. im always nervous and horny.... :cry:

Quote (snoramej @ 6 Feb 2010 01:19)
Do her.

Lol, imo it's only worth having sex if you're in a relationship, although... Sometimes just taking a "poptös/fjortis/whatever" might be worth it, lol

First time = GF, totally worth it.


i will master :D

This post was edited by Nicklasp on Feb 5 2010 05:20pm
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#17880
Feb 5 2010 05:20pm
Quote (Nicklasp @ 6 Feb 2010 00:19)
Well.. im always nervous and horny.... :cry:


Ya, such a shame for you. Don't go at it for an hour. It gets boring :p
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