You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey guess what? I'm a huge faggot.
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: suck any dicks today yet?
You: No.
You: Have you?
Stranger: never have
You: WOW
Stranger: i'm straight... but I might go queer in a good 3 way
You: LOL
You: WHAT A FUCKING HOMO
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey there.
Stranger: asl?
You: Slow down there, you just asked a mouthful.
You: See the question is not simply "ASL", it goes far beyond that.
You: For you see, while I would at first glance appear to be a 40 year old male from America, and my birth certificate and drivers license would agree...
You: In my heart, I find myself to be a 9 year old japanese little girl who loves the hard dick.
Stranger: wow. youre a douche.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This post was edited by pissed247 on Feb 12 2010 02:28pm