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oooh nice page man

so u guys remember my delema from a few days ago right?


the one where i liked my dealers daughter who was younger then me and i thought it wouldnt happen cause my dealer had always said he wouldnt let anyone date her till shes older blahblahblah

well , she told him last night that we liked eachother alot n he flipped kinda, said she couldnt date me till shes 17-18 ish

today i get a phonecall from him saying never in my life will i date his daughter ectect , he wasnt mad just stating tht he basicly doesnt want me to date her no matter what


well then like 20 minutes ago , i get a call from him yet again , he said he had talked to his son and they had decided that it was better for her to date me ( he knows me very very well ) then some random dude and that i had his blessing to date her =]

win for me

oh nice man
grats to you

thats a kick ass dealer to have lmao. so if you marry this chick free hook-ups

yes. you marry her. you marry her right now!!!

lolz hells yesss

but thats not why im with her

shes chill as fuck , sexy as all hell , has an amazing ass with legs to match n her family is cool as fuck too , they also love me cause im just that awesome =]

as my dad always says "your legs go right up and make a perfect ass of themselves".

that one isnt directed at me haha just the chicks he sees when i around XD

he says some awsome stuff haha. my favorite motto of his would have to be "you can never be called useless, because you can always be used as a bad example."

the sick fucker told me dirty nursery rhymes when i was a baby and thanks to him i know all of them and none of the real ones haha

hickory dickory dock.
the mouse ran up the clock.
the clock struck 3 and killed the damn bastard.

jack and jill went up the hill to catch a pail of brandy.
jack got nude, jill got screwed, and there goes little randy.

humpty dumpty sat on a wall.
humpty dumpty had a great fall.
quick get the bacon.