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Dec 9 2009 12:14pm
Quote (sonicgundam @ Dec 9 2009 11:46am)
oh it would have been. but of another kind.


touche lol
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Dec 9 2009 02:56pm
Quote (jdunbar @ Dec 9 2009 09:08am)
lol i do some crazy shit when i drink...

i try not to as much now

old ladys xmas party i decided to try and compete with a bunch of rich ppl and spent like 350 in drinks handing them out to everyone,
went after the owners mistress had a few cop-a-feels, tried to take her back to her SUV...

and got in a fight on the highway with another car driving by as i was puking out the pass window, fought him on the side of the road  ripped my brand new suit up that i wore that only time...
then got back in the car went home cleaned up a railed my old lady then passed out lol

that was over a month ago lol not a drink since then


I have a better story, but I'm not sure what happened.
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Dec 9 2009 03:05pm
Quote (Koston @ Dec 9 2009 02:56pm)
I have a better story, but I'm not sure what happened.


well see thats what i was told but trust me babe my stories get better lol get on vent sometime when im drinking...
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Dec 9 2009 03:06pm
Quote (jdunbar @ Dec 9 2009 01:05pm)
well see thats what i was told but trust me babe my stories get better lol get on vent sometime when im drinking...


Your on vent when your drinking?
the fucks wrong with you, Go adventure, that's where true stories form.
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Dec 9 2009 03:08pm
Quote (VeryDisturbed @ Dec 9 2009 01:06pm)
Your on vent when your drinking?
the fucks wrong with you, Go adventure, that's where true stories form.


rofl
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Dec 9 2009 03:09pm
Quote (VeryDisturbed @ Dec 9 2009 03:06pm)
Your on vent when your drinking?
the fucks wrong with you, Go adventure, that's where true stories form.


sometimes you drink whiole you play d2 and just drink to much... we all do it from time to time
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Dec 9 2009 03:12pm
Quote (jdunbar @ Dec 9 2009 01:09pm)
sometimes you drink whiole you play d2 and just drink to much... we all do it from time to time


Never, I got fucked up last night I was outside in 13 degree weather starting a field on fire and running from the cops and falling through ice slicing my arm open and running into a tree thinking it was something trying to atack me and my friends.
I was also rolling on top of a frozen creek.
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Dec 9 2009 03:15pm
Quote (jdunbar @ Dec 9 2009 01:09pm)
sometimes you drink whiole you play d2 and just drink to much... we all do it from time to time


Absolutely not.

I got drunk at a party, then I was rufie'd (spelling?), I woke up about two hours away from my house (no idea how I got there or what neighborhood it was), in a completely unknown house, in a completely empty (but decorated and full of furniture and rooms etc) house that I have never seen before, fully clothed, on a purple couch, covered head to toe in BBQ sauce, in a weird motherfucking garage.

I still have no idea what happened.

My friends were in the house next door, who also didn't remember ANYTHING, making breakfast with a bunch of "cute" boys none of us have ever met. And my friend who never hooks up with anybody woke up with arms around two very attractive men in bed and said, "Good morning, boys." and casually walked out naked.

I don't know what happened.

I had to resort calling my mother. It was awful. I got extremely grounded. And she made me get my blood taken and that they found MASSIVE amounts of flunitrazepam, whatever the fuck that is, still have no idea. They were wondering why I was not dead.

This post was edited by Koston on Dec 9 2009 03:18pm
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Dec 9 2009 03:24pm
Quote (Koston @ Dec 9 2009 03:15pm)
Absolutely not.

I got drunk at a party, then I was rufie'd (spelling?), I woke up about two hours away from my house (no idea how I got there or what neighborhood it was), in a completely unknown house, in a completely empty (but decorated and full of furniture and rooms etc) house that I have never seen before, fully clothed, on a purple couch, covered head to toe in BBQ sauce, in a weird motherfucking garage.

I still have no idea what happened.

My friends were in the house next door, who also didn't remember ANYTHING, making breakfast with a bunch of "cute" boys none of us have ever met. And my friend who never hooks up with anybody woke up with arms around two very attractive men in bed and said, "Good morning, boys." and casually walked out naked.

I don't know what happened.

I had to resort calling my mother. It was awful. I got extremely grounded. And she made me get my blood taken and that they found MASSIVE amounts of flunitrazepam, whatever the fuck that is, still have no idea. They were wondering why I was not dead.

this is what it is and explains why u dont remember
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rohypnol
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Dec 9 2009 03:25pm
Quote (Koston @ Dec 9 2009 09:15pm)
Absolutely not.

I got drunk at a party, then I was rufie'd (spelling?), I woke up about two hours away from my house (no idea how I got there or what neighborhood it was), in a completely unknown house, in a completely empty (but decorated and full of furniture and rooms etc) house that I have never seen before, fully clothed, on a purple couch, covered head to toe in BBQ sauce, in a weird motherfucking garage.

I still have no idea what happened.

My friends were in the house next door, who also didn't remember ANYTHING, making breakfast with a bunch of "cute" boys none of us have ever met. And my friend who never hooks up with anybody woke up with arms around two very attractive men in bed and said, "Good morning, boys." and casually walked out naked.

I don't know what happened.

I had to resort calling my mother. It was awful. I got extremely grounded. And she made me get my blood taken and that they found MASSIVE amounts of flunitrazepam, whatever the fuck that is, still have no idea. They were wondering why I was not dead.


lol cause you have super lesbian powers
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