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I miss that disc jockey.

ow8


This post was edited by Laxman on Feb 9 2010 10:23am

Stranger: hello
You: I'm an African American homosexual billionaire with a 2" penis nice to meet you.
Stranger: nice to meet you too
You: I take out my 10" dildo and start thrusting in in and out of my anus
You: Oh it feels so good baby.
Stranger: that's sooooooo hot
You: Quick get on your knees
Stranger: I like that ")
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU!
You: I turn around and sit on your face as a giant turd slips out of my gaping anus and right into your mouth
Stranger: EWWWW
Stranger: tha tis so hottt
You: The sight of you willingly munching on my faeces causes me to ejaculate seventeen times into your vagina
Stranger: only 17?
You: You get pregnant and we end up married with a daughter named Sally
Stranger: I think it would have been more
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NOT SALLY
Stranger: GEORGE
Stranger: AND IT IS FEMALE
You: I fart on your face every night in your sleep because of your poor naming abilities
Stranger: YEEESSS
You: It causes me to have pleasent flashbacks of how we first met
Stranger: MOREMOREMOREMOREMOREMORE
Stranger: ON
Stranger: OMMEGLEEEEEE
Stranger: YAY!
You: one day I walk into the room and you are surrounded by 50 men using you as a human toilet
You: I fuck them all in the ass and remember that I'm gay and divorce you
Stranger: YES, THAT IS GOING TO BE MY FUTURE JOB
You: George dies in a train wreck
Stranger: YOU ARE GAY
Stranger: AWWWE
Stranger: MY KIDDDDDDD d:
You: You get hepatitus and syphilis from consuming so much human excrement
Stranger: OH NO, IS THAT BAD?
You: You also find out that you have a penis

phuckin shit im bored

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I am 16, I have long distance relationship with this girl. I like her, and wnat her to have something to remind here me. I thought about making her a custom made coin. You think this is good idea? She is also 16.
You: I have AIDS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

im soz u got teh aids!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: LOL? Kid you're using 4 legendary pokemon in your team, bet you didn't even breed them did you fuckin scrub? Kadabra would get 1 psychic'd by Jynx and blastoise wouldn't last half a solarbeam kid you're a joke. Rock slide > the rest of your pokemon apart from mewtwo who would get fucked up with one earthquake. You wouldn't put a dent in my shit dog.
Stranger: motherfuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.