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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: 5 dolla make you holla
Stranger: f/m?
You: u first
Stranger: m
You: well im a f then
You: wna cyber?
Stranger: with cam?
You: no with the keyboard dumbass
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how old?
You: 8
You: oops i meant 7
Stranger: really are you 7 years old?
You: yeah ofc big daddy
You: so i take my clothes off
Stranger: nice Im 15
You: oh you like younger women?
Stranger: yes
You: how young?
Stranger: not younger than 6
Stranger: are you horny?
You: yeah very
You: whats your name?
Stranger: rikard
Stranger: you?
You: my names chris hansen from dateline nbc why dont you take a seat
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i rofl'd good shit man

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You: hullo
Stranger: hullo
Stranger: what's that?
You: bitch don't ask questions. clean the dishes.
Stranger: ...
You: you'd better your boyfriend will hit you
Stranger: ...
Stranger: i dont have
You: sure you don't.
You: dishes clean yet bitch?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why asked me about that?
You: now mop the floor.
Stranger: i do clean it every day
Stranger: what u you wanna do?
You: youd better clean those cum stains.
Stranger: it's not dirty
You: SMACK CLEAN THE FUCKING CUMSTAINS NOW.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: allright
You: yes now go get your 12 inch dildo and shove it up your ass.
Stranger: how do you know im a girl?
You: DID I NOT TELL YOU TO GET YOUR 12 INCH DILDO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS OT NOT?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: wait
Stranger: r u man?
You: DOESNT MATTER GET THE DILDO BITCH
You: OR DO YOU WANNA GET SMACKED AGAIN
You: WHICH IS IT
You: DILDO OR SMACKED?
Stranger: dildo
You: ok now get it and shove it up there good and fast
You: and tell me what you feel
Stranger: wait
Stranger: ok now~
You: how does it feel to have your asshole ripped in two
Stranger: nice~
Stranger: haha**
Stranger: but
Stranger: why do you wanna me do that
You: Billy mays here with another fantastic product.
You: introducing the revolutionary product
Stranger: really?
Stranger: what is it like?
You: the automatic bitch slapper
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Stranger: !
Stranger: you sell that?
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You: only in 53 foreign contries
You: countries*
Stranger: yes~
Stranger: japan
You: nope sorry not one of them
You: 2bad
Stranger: ...
Stranger: pity
You: yes pity
You: now clean up your shit stains from that dildo bitch
Stranger: ok~
Stranger: i feel my dild o is a bitsmall~
You: shove your arm up there too
You: wait wait
You: go get the plunger
You: and shove the handle all the way in
Stranger: i always feel so nice when legs are seperate~
You: so you've got plastic legs?
Stranger: you shit
You: you take them off often?
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u stole my omegle :'(

sup guys how u all doing tonight

crappy. tryin to sell my east bva. :/

gl selling it

sup every 1...

i miss playing at night... i havent playd D2 for about 4 days now probly wont be on for another few weeks

ty for bump on my fools claw pwn4g3ftw

This post was edited by bjmillerlives907 on Sep 11 2009 12:30am

god morning guys