Quote (eVoPwned @ Nov 11 2009 04:57pm)
A man is queueing at the 5 items or less checkout,
The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket,
He has a 4 pack of lager and an indian meal for one,
She smiles at him.
He looks in her basket and see's half a bottle of lambrini and a chinese meal for one,
He says to her "you're single aren't you?" she gives a girly giggle and says "yes, how did you know?"
the man replies " cos you're an ugly cunt!
you wanker