Quote (CjKrull @ Nov 19 2009 11:55pm)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding. FML




Hahaha omfg wish I was the boyfriend

woulda been an epic moment

Quote (CjKrull @ Nov 19 2009 10:55pm)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding. FML




Hahaha omfg wish I was the boyfriend

woulda been an epic moment

Quote (imownt @ Nov 19 2009 10:49pm)

LOL fucking epic fight over homos

Quote (pissed247 @ 19 Nov 2009 21:58)

Lmfao

Quote (CjKrull @ Nov 20 2009 05:04pm)

(734): Is it normal if she asked me to scale from 1 to 10 how bad her vagina smelled?


O.O

Quote (CjKrull @ Nov 20 2009 05:07pm)

(718): She tried to eat my bong like a goddamn twinkie
(347): Not good at all.... Her fat rep went up 100%

http://cdn.twiapp.com/photos/e58f5dc300ffee6205a5e1505c73a742.jpg

Quote (CjKrull @ Nov 20 2009 05:09pm)

(604): How was last night?
(1-604): Sort of good sort of bad
(604): What why?
(1-604): I buttfuckd my gf and passed out so now i got crusty pieces of shit stuck on my dick
(604): WHAT THE FUCK BRO!



Sux fo you!