Quote (HereToOwn @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 03:16pm)
A Polish immigrant went in for an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card which read :
CZWIXNOSTACZ.
"Can you read it?" the optician asked.
"Read it ?" the Polish bloke replied, "I know the guy ".
Cmon, MORE JOKES
lol... thats a good one...
i got a blond joke...
this blond is flying from austrailia to new york...
she has a tourist class ticket, but when she gets on the plain she goes straight to first class and doesnt move anymore.
A waiter goes there and tells her that she cant sit at first class cuz she has a tourist class ticket...
the blond answers: "I'm a blond, im pretty, im going to New York for the first time and im goin there only in first class."
The waiter goes to captain and asks him what to do..
Captain goes to the blond, whispers something to her ear and blond suddenly runs back to her place at tourist class.
The waiter is amazed and asks captain what he told to blond..
Captain says:"I told her that on that flight the first class doesnt fly to New York."