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LOL :rofl:
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A Polish immigrant went in for an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card which read :
CZWIXNOSTACZ.
"Can you read it?" the optician asked.
"Read it ?" the Polish bloke replied, "I know the guy ".

Cmon, MORE JOKES :D

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Jul 6 2009 07:39am
Quote (HereToOwn @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 03:16pm)
A Polish immigrant went in for an eyesight test.
The optician showed him a card which read :
CZWIXNOSTACZ.
"Can you read it?" the optician asked.
"Read it ?" the Polish bloke replied, "I know the guy ".

Cmon, MORE JOKES :D


lol... thats a good one...
i got a blond joke...
this blond is flying from austrailia to new york...
she has a tourist class ticket, but when she gets on the plain she goes straight to first class and doesnt move anymore.
A waiter goes there and tells her that she cant sit at first class cuz she has a tourist class ticket...
the blond answers: "I'm a blond, im pretty, im going to New York for the first time and im goin there only in first class."
The waiter goes to captain and asks him what to do..
Captain goes to the blond, whispers something to her ear and blond suddenly runs back to her place at tourist class.
The waiter is amazed and asks captain what he told to blond..
Captain says:"I told her that on that flight the first class doesnt fly to New York."
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Quote (silsiller @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 02:39pm)
lol... thats a good one...
i got a blond joke...
this blond is flying from austrailia to new york...
she has a tourist class ticket, but when she gets on the plain she goes straight to first class and doesnt move anymore.
A waiter goes there and tells her that she cant sit at first class cuz she has a tourist class ticket...
the blond answers: "I'm a blond, im pretty, im going to New York for the first time and im goin there only in first class."
The waiter goes to captain and asks him what to do..
Captain goes to the blond, whispers something to her ear and blond suddenly runs back to her place at tourist class.
The waiter is amazed and asks captain what he told to blond..
Captain says:"I told her that on that flight the first class doesnt fly to New York."


^^ ive heard that one before

Quote (silsiller @ Mon, Jul 6 2009, 02:40pm)
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dont post that again
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Jul 6 2009 07:55am
Morning guys how is everyone today? :wub: Michelle
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Morning guys how is everyone today?  :wub: Michelle


Morning :wub:

good good :)

wbu?

This post was edited by HereToOwn on Jul 6 2009 08:03am
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Jul 6 2009 09:39am
Getting bad only half hour til I have to go to work lol. I hope you had fun on your bike ride. Have a good day today everyone. :wub: Michelle
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Getting bad only half hour til I have to go to work lol. I hope you had fun on your bike ride. Have a good day today everyone. :wub: Michelle


ty u2 :D

nah it started to rain so didnt do it :(
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