Quote (MutatedBeaveR @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:43pm)

Quote (BronZe @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:44pm)

I need to trim my pubus

Quote (tijolo @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:45pm)

like a virgin

Quote (Hypno_Toad @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:45pm)

Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: No women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking monster.

Quote (ignasio @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:46pm)

Whatever, faggot

Quote (Nuk3r @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:46pm)

Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: No women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking monster.

Quote (VodkaElit @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:47pm)

He left me his c-c-c... He left me his c-c-c... Oh, he fucking gave me this. Fuck! Ass!

Quote (CaTaToNiC @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:47pm)

BOOHOO

Quote (thefunny21 @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:48pm)

Cool Story Bro

Quote (WhatisHardcore @ Tue, Aug 04 2009, 02:49pm)

Hey, Boris. What would you do if I told you your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?