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#1421
Dec 4 2009 12:29am
Quote (Kakkle @ Dec 4 2009 01:28am)
So I walked upstairs, naked, at 1:30 in the morning, to take a pre-sleep piss. There were two lesbians who don't live at my house cooking bacon in my kitchen. Theres another strange person sleeping in the couch with batman cartoons in the background. I leave the washroom, and the lesbians are making out while consuming the bacon. I don't believe any drugs were consumed by anybody in the above story.

For clarification I don't know any of these people, I didn't know there would be people in my house.

What the fuck is going on in my house?


I'd say that's a party lol. Get a beer and sit and watch the lesbians tbh.
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#1422
Dec 4 2009 01:11am
Quote (Kamel @ Dec 4 2009 12:29am)
I'd say that's a party lol. Get a beer and sit and watch the lesbians tbh.


Until you didn't realize one of them is your fat cousin and the other is her butch girlfriend, and the only reason they're making out is because there's food there.

Next thing you know they're rubbing hot grease on each other. Batman boy wakes up, and grabs the whipped cream, by now it's a full frontal topping and food orgy.

I'm so tired :(

This post was edited by Holy-Martyr on Dec 4 2009 01:11am
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Dec 4 2009 01:12am
Quote (Holy-Martyr @ Dec 4 2009 02:11am)
Until you didn't realize one of them is your fat cousin and the other is her butch girlfriend, and the only reason they're making out is because there's food there.

Next thing you know they're rubbing hot grease on each other.  Batman boy wakes up, and grabs the whipped cream, by now it's a full frontal topping and food orgy.

I'm so tired :(


Interesting theory!
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#1424
Dec 4 2009 01:36am
Should I keep this or toss it?

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#1425
Dec 4 2009 02:28am
My Druid is Officially for Trade. :) Lmk if Anyone is Interested.

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#1426
Dec 4 2009 03:06am
Quote (Kamel @ Dec 4 2009 12:36am)
Should I keep this or toss it?

http://i46.tinypic.com/2u5gahg.jpg


keep O_O u should sell it on jsp!! Lol

This post was edited by LilNeko on Dec 4 2009 03:21am
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#1427
Dec 4 2009 05:03am
Yay for Insomnia. I cannot fall asleep. :( At least Jess and her Bouncing Snowman are still w/ me. :P lol

EDIT: Correction....Jess is no longer Online. :( rofl

This post was edited by Kabigon on Dec 4 2009 05:27am
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#1428
Dec 4 2009 07:55am
zomg i got wasted last night!!!!!! uuuuggghhhh now it is time to go to work :o w/an awesome hangover yay :(
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#1429
Dec 4 2009 08:03am
guys, i need some melee tests, lmk if anyone can help me out
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#1430
Dec 4 2009 09:42am
Quote (MrBoomer @ Dec 4 2009 10:03am)
guys, i need some melee tests, lmk if anyone can help me out


I can give you a random char to test with, my zeal isn't close to done though.
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