Quote (morejiggawatts @ Sat, May 23 2009, 07:05pm)
i never win at the raffle ever. which reminds me of a blond joke:
so this blond is at home, praying to god, or whatever, saying ,"God, please help me win the lottery, i hate giving beejes for Enfamil."
sitll doesn't win.
next day, same thing, " God, please help me win the lottery, i hate giving beejes for Gerbers."
same result
on the third day, she prayed again. "God, please help me win the lottery, i hate giving beejes for diapers."
Finally, God had had enough, and decided to speak back:
and He said
"You know, i really can't help your dumb ass until you buy a lottery ticket first!"
You're welcome.
lol