Quote (akmal @ Mon, Aug 03 2009, 08:21pm)

I heard Murtocs loves the cock

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Quote (Cfrey @ Mon, Aug 03 2009, 08:22pm)

I fell in the shower today

Quote (ignasio @ Mon, Aug 03 2009, 08:22pm)

Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

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I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.

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I farted and it burned my throat

Quote (Contemplation @ Mon, Aug 03 2009, 08:25pm)

Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Quote (Cfrey @ Mon, Aug 03 2009, 08:25pm)

Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: No women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking monster.

Quote (ignasio @ Mon, Aug 03 2009, 08:26pm)

What does a vagina smell like?