Quote (BiG_BeN @ Nov 3 2009 05:18pm)
It has been called: possibly the saddest thing ever!
A guy found a rat stuck in the sidewalk. He says: "I was walking along and texting. Not really paying that much attention. Then something caught my eye. I thought I was about to step in dog shit, but quickly realized it was a rat stuck in the sidewalk. A big rat. It had tried to squeeze through a crack in the sidewalk and failed." That’s the story of the sad rat.
you forgot the part when i inserted my cock in the crack to try and rape the rat, but couldnt get it out so i had to call 911 and tell em i was walking and suddenly my cock slipped out and while trying to get it back in my pants, i accidently fell on that particular sideway crack