Quote (CraZeeY @ 31 Jan 2010 12:51)
Hai misterino de 'la horsé cookie and rumors of pink koala bears that are orange!!! smoke loads weeeeeeeeeeeeeed everyday because they cant afford mushiiiiiiiiies and thats because they fly to the end of the world and die then get resurrected by the long lot forest of happyness. which was founded by the green old dude behind the counter of a store that sells giant kitens.
No im not fucked in my head, im normal
But the giat kitens where abnormally retarded and tried to kill that old dude while he fap'd to some shemale porn. Super Mario wents to rescue the old dude but as he saw him he felt in love to him, cut his head and stick'd his penis in to his eyeholes while putting every single cat 1 by 1 in his ass till they reach the stomach. Mario feels good again and ofc he is on his next adventure to kill browser and fuck the princess. Browser currently was in his town smoking shitloads of weed and raving on extasy to some country music (obv...). His handy rings: ring ring, banana phone!, it was his son mini browser asking his father where to get some hoes for his party. After his father told him where to get them, Mario already stands in the door with a badass hard dick that bowser got nearly blind, he get the princess out of the cave that hangs down from the roof, tellin her to wank his weener. After over 9000 succesful wanks Mario made a OMGLOLWTF extraordinary cumshot in bwosers face which let browser explode ofc.
I'm fucked in my head.