Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
I still dont know why I'm laughing at this