You're not a real D2 player unless you have...
-Been scammed.
-Scammed someone.
-Accidentally dumped points in a stat or skill you don't need, forcing a remake.
-Deleted a CTA or Merc gear when remaking or stripping a Character.
-Accidentally dropped a piece of your gear in the middle of a public game.
-Popped a body.
-"Quit".
-Reminisced about past patches.
-Been part of a massive free-for-all while trying to kill D-Clone.
-spent all your fg on tickets and wondered why the fuck did i do that
-randomly bought shit on jsp that u dont need
-started matching all your rings/sc's/gc's for style points
-black slash dnd your account name or password
-called someone a variation of "noob" for something that you did yourself in the past.
-stayed up for 24 hours to play a ladder reset.
-accidentally sold your equipment to an NPC.
-when you sell something Ethereal and can't get back.
-accidently deleted a fuckin character or runeword
-died in chaos sanctuary while ww'ing.
-Begged a high level for items.
-screwed up a runeword order, or used the wrong type of item.
-accidentally socketing something when you're just moving stuff around in your stash.
-losing something while X-Fering
-had something poof.
-cleared an entire pub duel room by yourself
-passed out on your keyboard during a uber...and woke up dead