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Everleigh

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#12961

Jan 22 2010 08:10pm

Quote (OBX @ Jan 23 2010 11:09am)

all my funny jokes are kinda mean. somone might not like what i say

I gave that bitch a drink.

She was like aw your so sweet.

I didn't tell that bitch i spiked th edrink with clorox.

OBX

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#12962

Jan 22 2010 08:11pm

Quote (Searches @ Jan 22 2010 08:10pm)

WHAT TEH HELL CHU TALK ABT MY MUM?

no jesus

OBX

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#12963

Jan 22 2010 08:11pm

whats differance between jesus himself and a picture of jesus?

only takes one nail to hang the picture

b00bs

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#12964

Jan 22 2010 08:12pm

Quote (OBX @ Jan 22 2010 07:11pm)

whats differance between jesus himself and a picture of jesus?

only takes one nail to hang the picture

Put a nail through his dick, good to go

Everleigh

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#12965

Jan 22 2010 08:12pm

Quote (OBX @ Jan 23 2010 11:11am)

whats differance between jesus himself and a picture of jesus?

only takes one nail to hang the picture

hahahaha SLAMMED JESUS. GET BACK ON THE CROSS BITCH

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#12966

Jan 22 2010 08:13pm

Quote (GoodD2JspJoshua @ Jan 22 2010 08:12pm)

hahahaha SLAMMED JESUS. GET BACK ON THE CROSS BITCH

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"